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The Snob Scale

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  1. 1Café CasualCoffee out a few times a week; instant or pods at home.You
  2. 2Café RegularA daily flat white, the same order every time.You
  3. 3Baby SnobA V60 or AeroPress, whole beans, and you're learning to dial in.You
  4. 4SnobAn upgraded grinder. You know origin and process and can taste washed against natural.You
  5. 5Super SnobYou weigh everything, track roast dates, play with water and buy micro-lots.You
  6. 6Conscientious Super SnobAll of that, plus traceability, farmer pay and environmental impact.You

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Why the quiz

Coffee that meets you where you are.

There are no wrong answers on the Snob Scale. It tells us where you're starting, so we never hand a beginner a puzzle or a Super Snob a starter guide. Whatever your level, what you get from us is pitched at you.

Levels 1–3Your path

The Baby Snob path

For Café Casuals, Café Regulars and Baby Snobs.

  • A brew guide for the kit you already own: cafetière, V60 or AeroPress.
  • One thing to try with every bag, so you level up as you go.
  • Tasting notes in plain English. No jargon, no judgement.
Levels 4–6Your path

The Master Purist path

For Snobs, Super Snobs and the Conscientious.

  • First allocation of every numbered lot.
  • The full lot data: farm, altitude, variety, process and roast date.
  • Who grew it, and how part of the profit gets back to them.

Your level moves as you do. Retake the scale any time.

Every bag is a lot

One farm. One harvest. Numbered.

Most coffee is blended from many farms, so nobody can tell you who grew it. Ours never is. A lot is a single harvest from one farm or one small co-op, kept separate from picking to bag. When it's gone, it's gone, and the next one tastes different.

  • Traceable.Every bag names the farm, the region and how the coffee was processed.
  • Limited.Lots are small, so the list gets first allocation before anyone else.
  • Shared back.Part of the profit from every lot goes back to the people who grew it.
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